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  1. #1 Default The Obama Scandal 
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    Quite the conversation:

    Robert: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?,

    Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Obama saying the avg family would save $2,500 on their premiums?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Forcing businesses to violate their religious beliefs by paying for drugs that abort the unborn?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Violating the rights and sanctity of our Churches?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Spending $634 million on a website that doesn't work?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Obama calling for an increase in our debt when he lambasted Bush for the very same thing?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Obama having NSA spy on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One Month?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Saddling our kids with $17 trillion in debt of which they can never get out of and will not have as good a life as we have?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Bailing out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic management?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "You mean voter fraud?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Intentionally trying to hurt Americans during the sequester?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Blocking veterans who secured our freedoms from their monuments but giving the green light for Illegals to use Monument Mall?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Denying school kids the ability to tour the White House but still spending lavishly on his parties?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "You mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we wanted to?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "The NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"

    Robert: "No the other one:.

    Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "You mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on Welfare Over Last 5 Years"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Forcing Americans to include coverage in their insurance policies of items they do not want?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Denying Arizona the right to protect its borders?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Providing weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are Al Queda"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a

    budget no later than the first Monday in February?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "The President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his cronies?"

    Robert: "No, the other one"

    Jim: "You mean Fast & Furious?"

    Robert: "No, the other one."

    Jim:

    "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million

    low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from

    taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt

    administration in American history?"

    Robert: "THAT'S THE ONE!"
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    FW: FW: RE: FW: RE: RE: FW: LOL Obama!!1!


    Love how the president had zero to do with most of these, but that doesn't fit the conservative agenda to blame the other side for all of America's problems.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpoppa822 View Post
    FW: FW: RE: FW: RE: RE: FW: LOL Obama!!1!


    Love how the president had zero to do with most of these, but that doesn't fit the conservative agenda to blame the other side for all of America's problems.
    I think it's more that they've all gone on while he was president.

    Can't deny how horrible his 2 terms have been. Stalemate.

    He certainly is a polarizing figure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpoppa822 View Post
    FW: FW: RE: FW: RE: RE: FW: LOL Obama!!1!


    Love how the president had zero to do with most of these, but that doesn't fit the conservative agenda to blame the other side for all of America's problems.
    But if this was reversed, you would see the same thing from Democrats. He does seem to be the president who knows as little as possible about what his managers are doing. You would think as CEO the buck would stop with him.
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    Saddly funny
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    Obama is one of things I have to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. My life is so much better since that failure got elected
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadJew View Post
    Obama is one of things I have to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. My life is so much better since that failure got elected
    trying to figure out what line of business you are in to make that applicable
    Dave
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    Quote Originally Posted by rs4-380 View Post
    trying to figure out what line of business you are in to make that applicable
    retirement...
    The disease runs deep, relapses often, not looking for a cure, just another sick bastard to share it with.
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    I aspire to the sort of failure that makes me wealthy and the leader of the free world.
    My current failures are coming up way short.
    Just the right amount of way too much.

    Don't make me assume my ultimate form.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rs4-380 View Post
    trying to figure out what line of business you are in to make that applicable
    Quote Originally Posted by 55fanatic View Post
    retirement...
    Once that moron was elected I knew right away it was time for an early retirement. So now I thank that useless boob for the great time i'm having
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    Saw these bumper stickers today!



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